Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)
- Walt Whitman

rabbleprochoice:

d1am0ndt1ara:

imhyperdearie:

He is aware he just confirmed that he believes in forcing women to bear children against their will, right?

Correct. They’re not even bothering to hide behind the fetal rights agenda anymore.

At least he’s being honest about his motivations for being pro-life.

Pro-children as punishment!

Love,

Rabble

snipersnuggie:

catchanddodge:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

WE JUST SAW PIKACHU IN OSMOSIS JONES???? ??

OH MY GOD???

fucking god its pikachurin

a brain protein

“Pikachurin is an extracellular matrix-like retinal protein first described in 2008 in Japan by Shigeru Sato et al., and named after Pikachu, a character of the Pokémon franchise. The name of this “nimble” protein was inspired due to Pikachu’s “lightning-fast moves and shocking electric effects”.”

IM GONAN FUCKIN

fyeahpolitics:

“Hillary will be our next President and she will be a great one,” Tsakopoulos said at a private gala in California this past weekend.

Asked if this was confirmed by Clinton or whether it’s his personal view, he replied, “I talk to her husband, and he confirmed it. She will run.”

Alec talking about the 30 Rock porn parody:

The woman walks up to me and she acts like I know who she is and she goes “Hi! I’m Gina.” and I go, “Hi, how are you?”

and then she goes, “I’m Gina. I was in the 30 Rock porn parody. I played Tina in the 30 Rock porn Parody.”

hope-you-dont-mind-but-i:

This is my floorboard

but seriously

look at this and tell me it doesn’t look like there’s a tiny dog trapped in there

topherchris:

The inevitable gif version of that video currently bringing people to tears.

anderson:

Anderson meets Meow, the 37-lb cat (the equivalent of a 600-lb person), today on “Anderson.”

joshishollywood:

• Does birdhorse exhibit both the careful wild majesty and power of a horse and the unadulterated twitchiness of a bird
• Like, does birdhorse stand there pawing at the ground nervously and trotting forward, then stopping dead in its tracks and darting its head in six different directions, sideways and back
• Then does birdhorse rapidly hop forward six steps and then five more steps and then another six
• How much dirt would birdhorse kick up having the lightfooted agility of a bird while still weighing roughly as much as an average horse
• Does birdhorse lay eggs

I have questions. About birdhorse

We just don’t have the technology to figure out birdhorse

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

junetown:

be warned

don’t suffer the same fate that i did

pay your mortgage, children