I had this argument a few days ago. It was quite the success.
Someone came back and commented with a completely useless comment, so I just had to take the opportunity to take the moral low ground and sass them out.
Quitting when you’re on top is for people who don’t like to have fun.
Also, if I’m going to leave the other people un-anonymous, I’m staying that way too. It’s only fair. Half of you already know my last name anyway.
100 flawless characters → pam beesly
“hey! i want to say something. i’ve been trying to be more honest lately, and i just need to say a few things. i did the coal walk. just… i did it. michael, you couldn’t even do that. maybe i should be your boss. wow, i feel really good right now… why didn’t any of you come to my art show? i invited all of you… that really sucked. it’s like sometimes some of you act like i don’t even exist. jim, i called off my wedding because of you. and now we’re not even friends. and things are just, like, weird between us… and that sucks. and i miss you. you were my best friend before you went to stamford. i really miss you. i shouldn’t have been with roy… and there were a lot of reasons to call off my wedding. but the truth is, i didn’t care about any of those reasons until i met you. and now you’re with someone else, and that’s… fine.”