Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)
- Walt Whitman

miryuuchan:

I couldn’t resist the magic of photoshop. I regret nothing.

barackobama:

President Obama to Betty White: Where’s your birth certificate?

ispycleanimports:

vickibaybee:

ijustd0i:

aeroydigg:

ajohnnn:

10/01/2012 | THE BEST 23 SECONDS 

Just press play and listen to this girl scream please, just do it. LOL
The more you play it the more funnier it gets. LMAO 

Why is Tumblr so funny tonight… LMFAO.

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK.

She sounded like a Bruce Lee voice double.

I’ve watched this on youtube already but It’s still hilarious,

she sounds like a monkey LOLOLOL

toptumbles:

Tortoise eating a tomato

ondore:

i will never regret purchasing this tiny rainbow clown wig